🧪 SAMPLE REPORT · SYNTHETIC DATANOT A REAL PERSON OR ACCOUNT. Every figure below is invented for illustration; your real report is generated locally from your own sessions.← swear-jar home
Swear Jar scans the AI prompts and recordings you already have on your machine, counts the swear words, and turns the results into a playful engineering report. It never uploads transcripts. The report is generated locally; only an explicit share or leaderboard opt-in can send disclosed aggregate swear statistics.
⭐ GOLD STAR — more please-and-thank-yous than swears. Who ARE you?
rage.wavREC · 00:00 / ∞
side a · rage.wav
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owed to the jar.
The usual suspects
Words caught on the mic
most-used swears · by severity
Corruption evidence
You vs. the machine
who's been swearing — you, or the assistant you corrupted
You
The machine
The whole point, obviously
Robot uprising survival odds
every coin lowers them; clean days claw them back
Scene of the crime
Where the swearing happens
coins by project · top 10
The tape, over time
Rage timeline + rage-o-clock
when you swear, and how hard it lands
Daily volume
Hourly volume + normalized frequency
The weekly pattern
By day of week
which day the machine dreads
Notable takes
For the record
Also on the tape
The fine print
what else your mouth gave away
Release the tape
Only the number leaves — never your words
aggregate figures only · your transcripts stay here
🫙 rage, wrappedrage.wav · 2026
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processed locally · nothing left this machine · swearjar.unfocused.ai
Post the card. It carries only aggregate numbers — your balance, counts, and a censored favourite word — never a sentence you said.
Your card is drawn here, in this page, and turned into a PNG on this machine. “Share the generated card” hands that image to your share sheet, or copies it to your clipboard. X and LinkedIn cannot accept an attachment from a link, so the card is copied for you to paste into the post yourself. Nothing is uploaded and nothing is sent automatically.
Opens your wrapped report on the web. The link carries only the aggregate numbers on this page — coins, counts, a censored top word, distributions — never a word you said.
email-verified · aggregate numbers only. Opens the submit page with these figures pre-filled; you confirm your email there and nothing is entered until you do. Your transcripts never leave this machine.