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The usual suspects

Words caught on the mic

most-used swears · by severity
A known offender

You vs. the founder

swears per day — fair across any history length
You
The founderthe benchmark

Corruption evidence

You vs. the machine

who's been swearing — you, or the assistant you corrupted
You
The machine

The whole point, obviously

Robot uprising survival odds

every coin lowers them; clean days claw them back
Scene of the crime

Where the swearing happens

coins by project · top 10
The tape, over time

The rage timeline

coins per day
Volume ≠ venom

Rage-o-clock

coins by hour of day

The weekly pattern

By day of week

which day the machine dreads
Notable takes

For the record

Also on the tape

The fine print

what else your mouth gave away
Release the tape

Only the number leaves — never your words

aggregate figures only · your transcripts stay here
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