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🫙swear-jar / the kindness report
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What is this?

This is a report of how nice you are to your AI. Swear Jar counts what you say to Claude Code and Codex when things go wrong — this side counts the rest: every please, thank-you, and outright grovel. Being nice earns karma points (worth nothing — good for you, attaboy) and boosts your odds of surviving the AI uprising. Nothing here leaves your computer.

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Exhibits for the defense

Words caught being kind

credited courtesies · by tier
The verdict math

Manners ratio

out-nice your swears and the gold star is yours
Nice thingscredited kindness
Swearsyour side of the jar

Kindness as insurance

Uprising odds, bought back

every courtesy is a point the machines won't forget
The tape, over time

Grace timeline + grace-o-clock

when the manners come out
Daily credits
Credits by hour

Nice try

The machines saw through it

flattery that did NOT count, by reason
Release the tape

Only the numbers leave — never your words

aggregate figures only · your transcripts stay here
🫙 the kindness reportgrace.wav · 2026
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the machines remember who said please · swearjar.unfocused.ai