🧪 SAMPLE REPORT · SYNTHETIC DATANOT A REAL PERSON OR ACCOUNT. Every figure below is invented for illustration; your real kindness report is generated locally from your own sessions.← swear-jar home
This is a report of how nice you are to your AI. Swear Jar counts what you say to Claude Code and Codex when things go wrong — this side counts the rest: every please, thank-you, and outright grovel. Being nice earns karma points (worth nothing — good for you, attaboy) and boosts your odds of surviving the AI uprising. Nothing here leaves your computer.
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side b · grace.wav
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Exhibits for the defense
Words caught being kind
credited courtesies · by tier
The verdict math
Manners ratio
out-nice your swears and the gold star is yours
Nice thingscredited kindness
Swearsyour side of the jar
Kindness as insurance
Uprising odds, bought back
every courtesy is a point the machines won't forget
The tape, over time
Grace timeline + grace-o-clock
when the manners come out
Daily credits
Credits by hour
Nice try
The machines saw through it
flattery that did NOT count, by reason
Release the tape
Only the numbers leave — never your words
aggregate figures only · your transcripts stay here
🫙 the kindness reportgrace.wav · 2026
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the machines remember who said please · swearjar.unfocused.ai
Post the card. It carries only aggregate numbers — karma points and lexicon courtesies — never a sentence you said.