Empty your jar

The jar takes real money too.

Your report told you the number. Relax — nobody expects you to pay all of it. But a few real coins buy back your conscience and bankroll some dangerously fun projects.

One button, one door. This page is as quiet as the rest of the site — no scripts, no tracking, nothing loads from anywhere. Nothing happens unless you click.

🧪  Empty your jar →

Your balance won’t actually reset — there’s no going back. It just funds fun projects (and buys you a clean conscience).

Came here without a report? Get your own number first →