Why this exists

I asked for coaching. It sent me a receipt.

A computer crash sent me digging through old dictations and recordings, and it landed: every conversation I have with an AI is already sitting on my own computer, in plain text.

So I asked Claude to read them back to me. Analyze how I actually work with these things and tell me how to get better at it — sharpen my half of the conversation, make the whole thing more effective.

What came back was a web page. A detailed, nicely formatted report on how much I swear at AI. Not one word about improving anything. Just the tally.

That is Swear Jar: the thing I got instead of the self-improvement I asked for. It hooks into supported AI prompts and analyzes recordings or transcripts that already live on your machine. It counts profanity, compares human and machine damage, and makes a silly report out of the result.

It is not a surveillance product, a productivity system, or a secret AI research project. It is a fun little app. Read the code, have your AI review it, and tell us if anything looks funky.