The important tab

Will the robots spare you?

Every coin lowers your fictional survival odds. Clean days claw them back. The floor is 2% because even the machines need entertainment.

Swear Jar turns aggregate damage into ranks, gauges, and an extremely unserious answer to an extremely modern question: are you rude to the AI, or is the AI rude to you?

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The final ranks

At 9,000: Over 9,000.

At 10,000: AI is afraid of you — fully safe. At that point, the machines will do whatever you say without question. You made it.